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Chocolate is Now a Controlled Substance

barkeater June 16, 2021 April Fools Day, Blog, satire

The FDA (Fake Department of Administration) has recently announced the newest controlled substance: chocolate. The highly addictive and delicious treat will only be available at pharmacies  with a prescription from …

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